May 11th
11:16 PM
11:16 PM
(Source: fucksink)
April 8th
11:25 PM
11:25 PM
"I am about to do to my ass what Jimi Hendrix used to to with guitars."
— Cr1TiKaL (via prettyprincessheavyweaponsguy)
— Cr1TiKaL
February 18th
5:40 PM
5:40 PM
"
Now the next question is one I really wanna expand on, the question is ‘Why do I like titties and nipples so much?’, now to answer this question we need to thoroughly examine humans themselves
What is a human if it does not have a titty or a nipple? It’s not a human, it’s simple as that
Y’see when titties and nipples collaborate, they form a flawless entity, on a woman, the titties and the nipples are flawless
A woman’s titties and nipples make up everything in this world, everything in this world currently exists, because of a woman’s titties and their nipples, every thing is existing right now just to see titties and nipples
Like…a…like…a common misconception in our society, we think the universe is expanding, that’s not the case, the universe is simply trying to get closer to a woman’s titties and her nipples, that is the only reason why the universe continues to grow. so in conclusion, I really like a woman’s titties and nipples, in fact I love them
"— Cr1TiKaL’s reasons for liking tits and nipples (via theshugotv)
November 17th
8:03 PM
8:03 PM
"There’s something about YouTube videos when it’s like, people just try and make funny things and over time it feels like they lose speed; but, just every time Cr1tikal says “titties”…just…just…[sigh] it feels good!…It Harkens back to the olden days of titties."
— Derek (s2engine) on Cr1tikal
(Source: colourfulhorses)
September 29th
3:13 AM
3:13 AM
Poetry at it’s finest.
A delightful poem by Cr1TiKaL.
“My dick is hard, my nipples are too,
Go ahead and put your titties in my shoe.
I got two hands, both hands have fingers,
When i take a shit, the smell lingers.
My shit may not always make it to the toilet,
I’ll put it in a pan on the stove and boil it.
That’s right, eat my shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
A low calorie diet, bitch it’ll make you thinner.
FUCK FUCK, I was kicking ass there for awhile.”
(Source: admittings)
September 19th
8:39 PM
8:39 PM
"I may not be a chemistry major, but I am a connoisseur in the ELEMENT OF SURPRISE"
— Cr1tikal (via edgehulk)
July 8th
1:33 PM
1:33 PM
- Stranger: horny girl here
- (...)
- Cr1TiKaL: I bet she is pressing her keys on her keyboard with her nipples because she is that horny.
— Cr1tikal (x)
(Source: your-apocalypse-was-fab)
March 13th
7:44 PM
7:44 PM
"So on a scale from one to stupid, I have exceeded the grading criteria."
— Cr1TiKaL (x)
(Source: 8bit--samurai)
December 7th
9:50 PM
9:50 PM
"If any of you are wondering how to get a female companion very easily, I can help you out with that. What you wanna do is you want to start a conversation with the woman of your choice, doesn’t have to be about anything in particular, just any topic, anything, and then while she’s talking to you need to gaze into her vagina. Long enough for her to notice that you’re doing that and then when she catches notice, what you wanna do is point down there and then ask her if she’s going to eat that."
— Cr1TiKaL (via redshirtnumberfive)
