December 2011
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jutastic asked: Wow, I wanted to see if Cr1TiKal's stuff was somewhere on Tumblr, then I run into your blog. I didn't hesitate to follow. THANK YOU for making this blog and taking the time to do all this. Much love to ya!
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br0sk1 asked: can we talk about how EPIC Cr1TiKaL's newest video is? i mean really, i was totally not expecting that when i clicked on it. i thought it was gonna be one of his normal play-throughs, BUT I WAS MISTAKEN. my life has been forever changed.
Anonymous asked: Which video did Cr1TikaL mention taking the shit to decide the fate of the world? Thanks.
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orientalrabbit asked: I remember watching Cr1tikal when he just posted his third fun tactic. I was looking for legitimate tactics for Bad Company and I ended up finding Cr1tikal. I stopped watching due to inactivity over a summer and came back around 21 (along with lets plays) to see that his 3,000 standard views became 50,000 - 100,000. I showed my best friend a video of him and he (being the really popular one)...
Anonymous asked: Every time I touch my boyfriend's nipples he says "cr1tikal" in a deep sensual voice.
Anonymous asked: Holy crap. I don't know if you've seen his new video yet, The Street Cleaner, but I nearly died of laughter watching it. This man is god.
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getbentgetbent asked: How would you feel if Cr1TiKal knew about this blog and about you and turned out to love what you're doing?
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smoshinc asked: This IS the greatest blog of all time. Why did I not find this sooner. UGH. I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
Anonymous asked: Do you know Cr1tikal's name at all? I think I read somewhere (It might've been on here?) that his real name is Chris, but I'm not sure.
harshcriticism asked: I'm insanely jealous of the woman who gets to mother Cr1TiKaL's children. Like OJ Simpson levels of insane.
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nonnynonny asked: About cr1tikal making up his jokes ahead of time or scripting them, i think he makes up most of them on the spot. Have you ever just been playing a intense game and start rambling on and all of this weird stuff just starts coming out of your mouth?
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christiansalvadorbananas asked: To that last question, anyone who laughs at their own jokes is not funny.
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rays-sweater-vest asked: Do you think Cr1tikal makes stuff up as he plays or I dunno sometimes it sounds pretty scripted to me. I don't know how he doesn't laugh at his own jokes.
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2,000 FOLLOWERSSSSS WHOAAAAAAA.
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Anonymous asked: Is it just me, or has his voice gotten deeper? (from the first time he speaks to now)
reluctanthooligans asked: I agree with the whole "I would marry critical and be his sex slave" thing. It is worth it to get to A, hear his voice 24/7 and B, constantly be laughing your ass off.
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Anonymous asked: @Cr1tikalQuotes on Twitter
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shadowsonmirrors asked: I would marry Cr1tikal. I don't know his name or what he looks like. I would marry him so hard. I would become a slave wife. I would wear that metal bikini Leia wore from Return of the Jedi for my whole life. My chain would be just long enough to reach the kitchen to prepare the greatest foods of All Time for him. I would lick is nipples or anal seepage any time of the day. But most...
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shamelessfaith asked: I just wanted to let you know that I just found out this blog existed. Tears of happiness occurred. Thank you so much...
rays-sweater-vest asked: i hope he does more call of cthulhu like a lets play of it
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vimiri asked: I saw that Alan Wake banana peel gif and I totally gave a lady-like laugh. :| Then I saw it again. And again... and again. So I gave up and went back to the source -- which is here, obviously -- and now I don't think I can find any other commentors that funny anymore because Cr1tikal is that awesome. And I regret to inform you that you have gained one deranged, starved stalker-- erm, I mean a...
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Anonymous asked: Wait! How do you know that picture is legit? who posted it?
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varooom asked: IS THAT REALLY CRITIKAL'S PICTURE!?
Anonymous asked: How do you know Cr1tikal is that young?
Anonymous asked: What if Cr1t was lurking this blog and secretly rubbed his nipples in approval of this blog
Anonymous asked: cr1t is my spirit animal
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Anonymous asked: Do you know how old Cr1tikal is?
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nonnynonny asked: Sometimes i just sit around and fantasize about Cr1tikal bursting into my room and saying "You there, human, forget everything you know about being a human! From now on, you are my assistant nipple inspector and your coming with me. Like seriously, how amazing would that be?
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avagantamos asked: In which video did he say "You've got to be using my tongue as toilet paper"? It's like my favorite quote ever but I can't remember the video it's from :(
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abjected asked: This is fucking great.